Greetings, foolish mortals. 'Tis I, Evil the Cat. For centuries, I have tempted, tricked, and led astray all those in my path, forever planning the ultimate destruction of all that is noble and good. Some credentials, eh? But, being a sensetive, 90's kinda guy, I want to give something back. If you have problems, questions, or simply wish to talk,just click here, and all your troubles will be solved. I just want to help, and I have only your best intentions at heart, so ask some questions, send 'em in, sign in blood-uh, heh-heh, er...bye now!
Going BACK to that worm already? The fools.
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